literature

Akatsuki Beach Time (an x reader insert) intro

Deviation Actions

slender-girl-wins's avatar
Published:
5.3K Views

Literature Text

Akatsuki Beach Time (an x reader insert) Intro

Ok so this is my first x reader insert so forgive me if it's crappy.I will leave a key here for you who never read a reader insert or don't know what it means!
(f/n) = first name
(l/n) = last name
(n/n) = nick name
(h/c) = hair color
(h/l) = hair length
(e/c) = eye color
(s/t) = swimsuit type
(m/s/c) = main swimsuit color
(s/s/c) = second swimsuit color
(f/c) = fav. color

~At the base~
"summer a time for fun in the sun, surfing, volly ball, popcicle's, sand, sun , a ti-" you were cut off by hidan. "A time for hot girls in bikini's, and hot beach se-" you cut him off by elbowing him in the face. "you b!tch!" Hidan yelled before ludging at you wepon in hand. "Bring it bsterd!" you yell pulling you're two blades conected by a very long chain out.
You two battle it out whilr the rest of the akatsuki whatch you two fight like always. "My money's on (f/n) un." Deidara quietly said to Kakuzu "My money's on loudmouth." Kakuzu mumbled back. "Tobi's money is on (f/n)-chan too!" Tobi exclaimed to the two. "My bets on (n/n) too." stated Kisame flashing his signature toothy grin. While all the other akatsukis members (besides Konan she was trying to split you to up) placed there bet pein grew more and more upsetuntil he snappend. "HIDAN, AND (f/n) IF YOU TWO BRECK IT UP RIGHT NOW!"
Usally you would give a rude remark to him but you could tell he was purely and uterly p!$$ed off and no one was stupid enough to mouth off to him when he was pissed, even Hidan knew better. "Now finish telling us what you were telling us (f/n), and if anyone say's something I will shove a iron bar up your @$$." (just had to put something about him shoving something up someone @$$ in here) You clear you throught and regain your composer "Like I was saying: Summer ti-" you were cut off again this time by pein, "If you go off about that summer time $h!t again and I will shove a iron bar up yor @$$ (f/n)!" he yelled at you. "Anyway" you boredly started "BEACH TIME SUMMER VACATION, we earned it we killed god-" you caught Hidans glareing at you "and Jasin knows how many people we killed!" You look back at Hidan rolling your eyes at him and he smirks approvingly (spell check please >.<)
"We have worked are @$$ess off sence day one and asked hardly for nothing, (except for a crap load of $h!t) so I think we would all apreciate a summer trip to the beach and take a breck, I mean it's not like Itachi's brother... whats-his-face will team up with Orochimaru then betray him and kill him tacking his ability to sumon snakes and kill off each of the akatsuki members till he kills Itachi." you stated (quite ironicly) and glared at the other akatsuki members daring them to decide against it. "Hey she's got a point un!" (do I even need to say who said that) "Tobi has been a good boy! Tobi want's to go to the beach!" (do I need to say who said that either) " I agree too, and if anyone make's any cracks like 'of corse you would want to vist home' or anything like that i will cut you to shreads!" said (a little ooc)Kisame. " I think thats a great idea lots of people go to the beach sound's like fun!" stated black Zetsu droling a little at the though of people covered in oils and lots of exspoised fleash
waiting to be eaten. "yeah it sounds like a great idea (n/n)-chan" adds white Zetsu. "Yeah it sounds like a great idea (f/n) it will give me a chance to try on my new swimsuit I got (for pein to take off for her if you know what i'm talking about ; ) )." Konan said said excited to show lot's of skin off to pein in an attempt to seduce him. "Firstly my brother's name is Sasuke not 'whats-his-face', secondly that would never happen, thirdly... your right i do beleive we have earned are selfs a breack. " Itachi staited " Where will we be staying how much will it cost?!  has anyone thought about that?!" argued Kakuzu.  You glared at him "We will take all need $h!t like money a beach house, and basic nessities from the locals." you said glareing dagers at him. "How the he!! do you steal a house with out someone noticing?" he argued back. "Simple slater all the people in the house and trough the body parts in the ocean for the sharks." you sate getting quiet anno- scratch that p!$$ed. "And if someone comes to vist them to find there not there?" he continued to argue. "Then we killed them too now either agree or p!$$ off!" you stated p!$$ed. "Fine i'm in." Kakuzu fianlly agreed. "I would like to test how my body fairs against water." adds in Sasori. "If it mean I could get some with some hot beach babe on the beach i'm in" states Hidan nosebleeding a little at the thought of girl's in bikini's.
All eye's were on pein. He sweatdroped 'that's all they wanted' he thinks dumbfounded. "Fine we leave in a week we will stay till the end of summer, but everyone will double time to make up for lost time got it?" he asked with a fake annoyed look on his face, he really wanted to go because he might get the chance to see a certain someone in there swimsuit...(person my very just a heads up)

~Time Skip Brought To You By Pervy Thoughts~
"Hot and dangerous, If you're one of us then roll with us, 'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love, When we got our hot pants on and up," you sing on the way to the beach " And yes of course we does, We runnin' this town just like a club, And no, you don't wanna mess with us, Got Jesus on my necklace-ace-ace," Konan sings on. "Would you two shut the he!! up! I swear to Jasin I will kill both you b1t(he$ !" yells Hidan mad because you were singing a song with jesus in it. You just gave him the bird and continued to sing "Got that glitter on my eyes, Stockings ripped all up the side" you sing still giving him the finger. "Looking sick and sexyfied, So let's go, oh, oh." Konan sang. "LET GO!" you both yelled together both of you filping of Hidan and anyone else who looked at you like you were crazy. "IF YOU TWO DON"T SHUT UP I WILL SEND YOU HOME!!" pein yelled loudly (duh). You and Konan both fell quiet slightly p!$$ed about not being able to finish your song.
~Time Skip (just had to include the song part)~

You knock on the door of a very, Very nice beach house. "Hello may I help you?" asked the lady who answered the door. "Well yeah you can! ain't that great!" you said barging into the house. "You see me and my 'friends' like your house so we will be taking it now k~" you said calmly. "I'm sorry but my house is not for sell so you and your friends will have to find somewhere else." the lady said confused about you precence in her house. "ok here's the thing: I never said we were buying." you said pulling out your wepon and slatering the woman. "WHAT THE HE!! (f/n)!!! WE WERE SUPOSE TO WORK AS A TEAM TO KILL THE HAG!!!" yelled none other than your teammate Hidan (yes you are teamed up with Hidan but it's more as a comendy gag sort of thing no love dovey sh!t). "Sorry but I never agreed to that now did I? Now if you mind, I CALL MASTER BEDROOM!!!" you yelled running off to the master bedroom to claim it (pein agreed who ever got to the room first gets it) you heard Hidan shout out cures at you as he chases behind you. you find the master room and burst in and jump on the bed "MY ROOM~!" you yell glotingly, Hidan let out a string of curses and slamed the door. You got out you knife and went to the door and opened it. On the backside off the door you carved the words 'fu(k off' (to claim it as yours) and closed the door.
~Time Skip Brought To You By Lollipop's~

You had just put on your swimsuit. It had a long skirt on it which covered up your legs to the knees and the top part looked like a t-shirt and showed no clevage. You heard a knock at your door "(f/n)-chan you got your swimsuit on yet" Konan said. You and her being the only girls you two were best frineds. "yeah" you said. She walked in and stared. "Please tell me thats just a cover up on your swimsuit." she pleaded. You nodded "No this is my swimsuit." Her jaw hit the floor and she got behind you a pushed you out the door to her room which was right by yours. " No, no. no wrong answer you are wearing one of mine!" Konan said pushing you into her room and locking the door so you can't get away (you hated showing cleaveage and skin). She stared digging trough her swimsuits and fianlly grabed a (s/t) that was (m/s/c) with (s/s/c) flames on it. "No to much cleavage and skin will show and you know I feel naked if I show skin or cleavage!" you said shiviring at the tought of the feeling. " YOU ARE WEARING IT!!!"
she yelled throughing the swimsuit at you head covering it and darting out of the room while you were 'blind' and locked the door so you couldn't get out with out puting it on. You sigh 'guess I got no choice' you thought taking off the one you had on preavalusly and working on getting the new one one, although you never put a swimsuit like this on before so it was pretty challanging.

THAT IS FOR NOW IF YOU GOT ANY REQUEST'S FOR FANFICS LEAVE IT IN THE COMMENTS
also i would like to take this time to say that there will be a perv in the next part who be played by one of the naruto boys so the next part will have the name of the perv in the name there is a list of who the perv's could be in the discription please vote on who you want me to do first k~
perv list:
Sasuke
Naruto
Kiba
Orochimaru
Gaara
Sai
Lee
Jiraiya
Shino
Suigetsu
Neji
Guy
Kakashi
Deidara
Hidan
Tobi
Itachi
Sasori
Kisame
Pain
Zetsu
Kakuzu
Kabuto
if you have any other pervs you think i should have tell them to me in the comments well i am taking a break from righting for now cause it gets boring and i get sidetracked to easily (mainly because i am dancing to my music i always have playing) oh and read my other crap i am wrighting it's not crappy i swear. if anyone steals my crap imma get the 2p!'s after you asses got it!
© 2013 - 2024 slender-girl-wins
Comments24
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Young0justice0lover's avatar
pein,kiba,gaara,deidara,suigetsu,sasuke,sasori this is my vote